Keep your cubicle safe from impending zombie attacks.
We’re now well into the 21st century and apocalyptic conspiracy theories are all the rage. First, it was the Y2K computer bug, which was followed shortly after by the apparent failure of the ancient Mayan prophecies in 2012. So what’s the current craze that whets our seemingly insatiable appetite for new doomsday scenarios?
Like it or not, a zombie apocalypse is underway and it behooves all of us to take notice. There is an unprecedented worldwide alliance among the living, who have for the first time acknowledged the impulse-driven folly of their ways, and are united in the pursuit of a common goal. Whether you will fight for the planet or live out the rest of your days in hiding is up to you, but be forewarned: the undead will incessantly press on in their flesh-eating fervor until nary a sane brain remains. Whatever you choose, it makes sense to equip yourself with the tools you need to thwart off a zombie attack should one arise.
Fans of the award-winning series The Walking Dead and zombie connoisseurs in general will love the Impaled Zombie Pen Holder. Made from quality designer resin and carefully hand-painted, this gory decoration looks and feels great. Your pen will love being thrust into the ragged living-dead corpse as you impale your next zombie and score another one for “our side”. It measures 7 x 3 inches, weighs 2 pounds and is appropriately stable for a desk accessory you’ll use frequently.