girl with question marks over head

Do you sometimes struggle with tough decisions?

Should you give your cubicle a complete makeover, or settle for a few subtle decorations and desk gadgets?  Have you been at the company long enough to demand a raise, or should you continue to lay low and be thankful your boss never bothered to check your references when you were hired?  Should you stand tall and take the blame for the silent but violent phantasm that is slowly dispersing itself across the room, or should you keep quiet and let the chips fall where they may?

legal lawyer decision maker gadget

Do you or someone you know wrestle with indecisiveness?   This entertaining little toy will make your tough choices for you, leading you to unlimited wealth and prosperity!  Just ask a question and spin the dial.  The decision maker will tell you exactly what to do.

little boy with superman cape flexing muscles

Perfect as a gag gift for an aspiring or new lawyer, this cool desk decoration will generate laughs for years to come.  While advertised as a paperweight, it is endowed with such wisdom that you will find yourself automatically reaching for it whenever you don’t trust your own wits enough to navigate the difficult situation ahead.

The gadget measures 4.7 x 4.6 x 1.2 inches and weighs 13.6 ounces which means it won’t take up much desk space at all, making it perfect for cubicle dwellers who like to take the occasional quick break to regroup and cleanse their mental palette.